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Vassar A.I.

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Intelligence is becoming pervasive

We are in the midst of a seismic shift, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the industrial revolution. Where hundreds of years ago, humans began to learn how to relieve themselves of the burdens of physical labor, today we learn to relieve ourselves of the burdens of mental labor.

Here at Vassar AI, we want to ensure that quality of life increases for everyone everywhere, not just for the few successful companies with wallets deep enough to fund state-of-the-art AI researchers and engineers.

Interested to learn more?

About us

We are MIT alums with a passion for intelligent systems

Natural Language Processing

Systems like Alexa and Google Home have demonstrated the vast strides being made in NLP. We're here to leverage that technology for your own personal use.

Vision and More

In the next 5 years, we'll have near-human level vision recognition. What could you do with that technology? What will Tesla do?

The AI winter is over

Humanity is currently in the process of undergoing an intelligence revolution. How are you preparing?



Our proctology project is a research endeavor to coin and solve a new problem. We are looking at Reddits AITA (Am I the Asshole) subreddit, wherein users share their stories to poll the community for one, specific question: "Am I the Asshole" in this scenario?

With this project, Vassar AI will establish a new state of the art problem: analizing the content of AITA posts to determine how your average human would judge it. Valid answers include:

  1. Yes you are.
  2. No, they are.
  3. Everyone sucks in this situation ...
  4. No assholes here!
  5. and (of course), not enough info

This project is ongoing. More information will become available as it progresses!